Blend the base: Add almond milk, Greek yogurt (or cottage cheese), protein powder, cocoa powder, sweetener, vanilla, and salt to a blender.
Start with 3/4 cup milk; you can adjust later.
Thicken (optional): Sprinkle in chia seeds if you like a thicker, pudding-like set. Let them hydrate for a minute before blending again.
Taste and tweak: Blend until smooth. Taste and adjust sweetness or cocoa.
If it’s too thick, add a splash more milk. If too thin, add a bit more protein powder or a few extra chia seeds.
Chill: Pour into jars or bowls. Cover and refrigerate for at least 30–60 minutes to let flavors meld and the texture firm up.
Serve: Stir and top with a dollop of whipped cream, a few berries, or a sprinkle of shaved dark chocolate if your carbs allow.